Archive for July 20th, 2010

Douglas Muszynski, a former mechanic for MPS, has been found guilty of theft in using district credit cards to buy miscellaneous car parts. His behavior was revealed by an anonymous tipster (snitches don’t always get stitches, ya know). He was sentenced to nine months in jail but the judge stayed his sentence as long as he stays out of trouble, pays restitution, and completes his community service in a timely manner. Lucky guy!

What was he going to do with random car parts but in small quantities? We couldn’t help but think he was inspired by Johnny Cash’s “One Piece at a Time” to build a Franken-vehicle! That method didn’t turn out too well for Johnny either.