When it comes to Packers gear we have our fair share of official merchandise: jerseys bought at Lambeau, t-shirts from ShopKo, random Christmas ornaments. While these acquisitions are legitimate and the proceeds going to the NFL and the Packers organization, the goods can be a little generic. Sure, it may be cool to have a toaster that makes toast with a Packers logo (it’s on our Amazon wishlist) but some of that coolness is diminished by the fact that the toaster is available for every other team, too.

So, where do you find those unique items that will set you apart as a Packer fan who didn’t just buy whatever Made in China garbage with an ironed-on “G” logo? The best only-in-Wisconsin stuff is often found in gas stations, flea markets, or tourist traps. This does mean, however, that a lot of your distinct new purchases won’t be completely legit and won’t bear any official Packer/NFL markings but, come on- you’re a real fan who doesn’t seek approval of your dedication.

Fortunately, in the internet age we can still find a lot of only-in-Wisconsin options without having to leave the house. Here are some of our favorites.

Entering into the unofficial Packer shirt fray is Jermichael Finley himself with his T.G.I.Finley t-shirt. While the joke of the shirt is a bit of a dud, we do admire it’s quasi-officialness. And we are betting that some years from now the impact of Jermichael Finley on the team and his expected longevity will overcome the lack of cleverness and prove this shirt to be a smart purchase. He was just declared ineligible for the season so wearing this shirt in public doesn’t make much sense. We suggest (in our best stockbroker voice) that you buy now and let it mature in your t-shirt portfolio.

Searching CafePress.com for “Packers” (which we did for you. You’re welcome very much) yields a million shirts about loving/hating Brett Favre, shirts with incoherent jokes, and improperly cagetorized shirts for other NFC North teams. It’s not exactly an easy website when it comes to filtering out all the shity options. Still, we’d like to recognize the cuteness of the Cheesehead maternity shirt found there.

Yes, while not exactly a Packers shirt, any Preggo Packer fan would be smart to own one. Or, buy it for a non-pregnant friend. We won’t judge.

Another they-have-so-much-they-have-nothing website is eBay. You could spend most of the day sorting through their shit (not to mention old, worn, stained shit). We liked this Bart Starr-themed shirt.

In tasteful Packers yellow with a subtle QB silhouette, this shirt will not make you stand out in a crowd but purists will appreciate the tribute to the MVP of the first two Super Bowls and design geeks will appreciate the Trapper Keeper-appropriate star pattern. It’s like the perfect mix of childish design and an adult reverence for football history.

Brew City Brand Apparel gets in on the Brett Favre hate with their “SLUT” shirt. A shirt like this will never be sold at any official retailer so this is exactly the sort of thing that makes Packers grey market clothing so appealing. Raw, rude, with good design. You should try to get one at their downtown store in time for this Sunday’s game. Otherwise, buy it online in October and use their 20% discount.

Speaking of raw, Wiskullskin’s Packer skull shirt is pretty bad-ass.

Is it any wonder it’s SOLD OUT? Heartbreakingly out-of-stock. Doesn’t it suck to not be able to get what you want? You will have to soothe yourself by perusing their other t-shirts and the tasteful photography. If you’re really hard up for a sporty Wisconsin-shaped skull shirt, get this more Badger-ish one from Smac designs (aka Too Much Metal).

Finally, we’d be remiss not to mention the folks at Sconnie.com- they of “We’ll never forget you Brent” fame. They’ve really run wild with Brett’s recent texting troubles, but our favorite this year is the Clay Matthews as Thor design. Everyone talks about his looks, why not depict him as a Norse warrior who wants to smack you down with his customized (notice the “52″) hammer?

We’d tell you to put this shirt on your Christmas list but considering all the Packer injuries lately, it’s probably best to buy and wear this one ASAP.