If you only do two things this afternoon, we ask that it be these:

1. Listen to Polka.
It makes you merry! We recommend online radio station WRJQ. It’s based out of Appleton so you can count on a lot of the Wisconsin-type of polka (i.e. songs about beer, girls, being in jail). We’ve listened to all the online polka radio stations and this one is the best. If you’re too embarrassed to play polka in front of other people, just put on headphones and tell your co-workers that you’re listening to a replay of Congress reading the entire Constitution.

2. Download The Dope Sheet at Packers.com.
Yes, we are keeping the cornball Wisconsin theme intact with this second item but- let’s face it- you’re probably a cornball Wisconsinite who won’t be able to sleep Saturday night. So, it’s best to spend that time reading about the Packers, who they’re made up of, what they’ve done, where they’ve been. You will be the smartest fan come this Sunday. Promise. If you can muster the strength to print out all 96(!) pages of the document, you can be nice and share the info with one of your cornball Wisconsinite friends.

The Dope Sheet (direct PDF link)

Go Packers!

Let's hope Michael Vick gets sacked often on Sunday. (Image from Packers.com)